[x]Blackmoor Vituperative

Saturday, 2022-08-20

I know the Burger King’s secret

Filed under: Humour,Music,Society — bblackmoor @ 15:26

I know the Burger King’s secret
He’s not really royalty
He’s just a marking mascot
Shilling hamburgers to gluttons like me

(or)

I know Count Chocula’s secret
He isn’t even really a dude
He’s really just a colorful advert
Pushing candy that pretends to be food

(or)

I know H2O’s secret
It’s water

Okay, that last one didn’t quite match the form, but you see where I am going with this.

It’s not a secret. To anyone. It never has been.

Catchy tune, though.