{"id":1193,"date":"2009-12-25T03:31:22","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T08:31:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/?p=1193"},"modified":"2009-12-25T03:31:22","modified_gmt":"2009-12-25T08:31:22","slug":"christmas-eve-with-zombie-strippers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/christmas-eve-with-zombie-strippers\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Eve with Zombie Strippers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B001DSNEKQ\/rpglibrary\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 4px 4px;\" src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/51OxLVr2YOL.jpg\" alt=\"Zombie Strippers\" title=\"Zombie Strippers\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a>My sweetie and I spent our Christmas Eve watching a movie called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B001DSNEKQ\/rpglibrary\/\">Zombie Strippers<\/a>, which is exactly what it sounds like.<\/p>\n<p>I admit I had very low expectations from Zombie Strippers. I have recently seen a lot of bad attempts at horror-comedy, such as the atrocious <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000TXNDRU\/rpglibrary\/\">Splatter Beach<\/a>, and I expected no better from Zombie Strippers. To my surprise, it was funny, and gory, and had decent acting (far above par for the genre), and good writing, and the special effects were inventive and well done. In fact, the only thing that prevents it from being classified along with such classics like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000AQKU6I\/rpglibrary\/\">Evil Dead<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000LPS47U\/rpglibrary\/\">Re-Animator<\/a> is that there is no single standout performance (like Bruce Campbell or Jeffrey Combs in the aforementioned classics). But really, that&#8217;s a faint criticism. Zombie Strippers is probably the best horror movie I have seen in quite a while, and the best <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000I8OOI8\/rpglibrary\/\">horror comedy<\/a> I have seen in a very, very long time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sweetie and I spent our Christmas Eve watching a movie called Zombie Strippers, which is exactly what it sounds like. I admit I had very low expectations from Zombie Strippers. 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