{"id":5339,"date":"2016-04-08T21:05:54","date_gmt":"2016-04-09T02:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/?p=5339"},"modified":"2016-04-08T21:05:54","modified_gmt":"2016-04-09T02:05:54","slug":"trainwreck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/trainwreck\/","title":{"rendered":"Trainwreck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B011VRP4EC\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B011VRP4EC&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=rpglibrary&#038;linkId=3I4HJYFBHCOG5CXW\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/91BRfK7MLLL.jpg\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Trainwreck\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Watched the first half of a movie called &#8220;Trainwreck&#8221;. The only funny lines were spoken by a big beefy weight-lifter looking guy (IMDB tells me his name is John Cena), but he was only in the first fifteen minutes or so of the movie. 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