{"id":5515,"date":"2016-07-16T16:17:57","date_gmt":"2016-07-16T21:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/?p=5515"},"modified":"2016-07-16T17:31:18","modified_gmt":"2016-07-16T22:31:18","slug":"all-forests-matter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/all-forests-matter\/","title":{"rendered":"All forests matter!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was bored, so I made these. They aren&#8217;t as funny as I&#8217;d hoped they would be, but what&#8217;s done is done. Comedy is hard.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_kisses_matter.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_kisses_matter.jpg\" alt=\"All kisses matter!\" width=\"600\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5516\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_kisses_matter.jpg 851w, https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_kisses_matter-300x252.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_kisses_matter-768x646.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 851px) 100vw, 851px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_parents_matter.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_parents_matter.jpg\" alt=\"All parents matter!\" width=\"600\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_parents_matter.jpg 851w, https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_parents_matter-300x252.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_parents_matter-768x646.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 851px) 100vw, 851px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_forests_matter.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_forests_matter.jpg\" alt=\"All forests matter!\" width=\"600\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_forests_matter.jpg 851w, https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_forests_matter-300x252.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_forests_matter-768x646.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 851px) 100vw, 851px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_holidays_matter.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_holidays_matter.jpg\" alt=\"All holidays matter!\" width=\"600\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5519\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_holidays_matter.jpg 851w, https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_holidays_matter-300x252.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_holidays_matter-768x646.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 851px) 100vw, 851px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_hearts_matter.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_hearts_matter.jpg\" alt=\"All hearts matter!\" width=\"600\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5520\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_hearts_matter.jpg 851w, https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_hearts_matter-300x252.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/all_hearts_matter-768x646.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 851px) 100vw, 851px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was bored, so I made these. 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Comedy is hard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-society"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>All forests matter! - Blackmoor Vituperative<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/all-forests-matter\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"All forests matter! - Blackmoor Vituperative\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I was bored, so I made these. 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