{"id":591,"date":"2007-01-27T00:44:04","date_gmt":"2007-01-27T05:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/index.php\/security-is-only-a-new-name-for-authority-in-the-hands-of-idiots\/"},"modified":"2007-01-27T00:44:04","modified_gmt":"2007-01-27T05:44:04","slug":"security-is-only-a-new-name-for-authority-in-the-hands-of-idiots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/security-is-only-a-new-name-for-authority-in-the-hands-of-idiots\/","title":{"rendered":"Security is only a new name for authority in the hands of idiots"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Me [going into post-9\/11, TSA-style super-dumbfounded mode]: So what you&#8217;re saying is you can&#8217;t ship any sort of containers, even if they&#8217;re empty? You know that we originally ordered these empty cans and jars from a company, and *they* shipped them to *us*.<\/p>\n<p>FedEx guy: They must have used a different vendor [&#8220;vendor&#8221;? I can&#8217;t remember, some word like that, like a &#8220;service&#8221;].<\/p>\n<p>Which I imagine he said because he couldn&#8217;t bring himself to say, &#8220;It&#8217;s the *words* that are *on* the containers that are dangerous&#8221; [&#8230;] <\/p>\n<p>(from <a href=\"http:\/\/putative.typepad.com\/\">putative.com<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/putative.typepad.com\/putative\/2007\/01\/fedex_refuses_s.html\">FedEx refuses shipment of made-up stuff, empty cans<\/a>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The thing that bugs me is the thought-war being waged on the sensible by the senseless, and it looks like the senseless have won. Even the guy who wrote the passage above uses the phrase &#8220;post-9\/11, TSA-style&#8221;, as if today&#8217;s world is somehow intrinsically different from that of 2001-09-10. News flash &#8212; it isn&#8217;t. The only thing that has changed is that the people who want to oppress you have found something more emotionally stimulating than &#8220;it&#8217;s for the children&#8221; in order to justify dismantling your basic human rights. Frankly, I am surprised that the cynical bastards haven&#8217;t figured out a way to use Hurricane Katrina as an excuse to restrict, control, and oppress us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me [going into post-9\/11, TSA-style super-dumbfounded mode]: So what you&#8217;re saying is you can&#8217;t ship any sort of containers, even if they&#8217;re empty? You know that we originally ordered these empty cans and jars from a company, and *they* shipped them to *us*. FedEx guy: They must have used a different vendor [&#8220;vendor&#8221;? 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