{"id":7640,"date":"2022-08-09T14:20:16","date_gmt":"2022-08-09T19:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/?p=7640"},"modified":"2022-08-10T17:01:47","modified_gmt":"2022-08-10T22:01:47","slug":"advice-from-the-patriarchy-english-muffins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/advice-from-the-patriarchy-english-muffins\/","title":{"rendered":"Advice From The Patriarchy: English muffins"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\"><em>\"Because nothing says 'privilege' quite like offering unsolicited advice to an entire generation.\"<\/em><\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Most of the time, the brand doesn&#8217;t matter. Don&#8217;t waste your money. Buy store brands when you can.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">However, no one makes English muffins like Thomas&#8217; English Muffins. They are <em>the<\/em> English muffins to buy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bays are also quite good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>1 Thomas English muffin<\/li><li>1 slice Canadian bacon<\/li><li>1 egg<\/li><li>2 tbsp butter<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3PjKjAd\">Microwave egg<\/a> at 50% for 2:30.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Season to taste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022-07-17-10.01.01-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7652\" width=\"512\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022-07-17-10.01.01-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022-07-17-10.01.01-300x225.jpg 300w, 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