{"id":882,"date":"2009-04-07T20:11:34","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T01:11:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/?p=882"},"modified":"2009-04-07T20:15:42","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T01:15:42","slug":"the-hair-hump-is-the-mullet-of-the-21st-century","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/the-hair-hump-is-the-mullet-of-the-21st-century\/","title":{"rendered":"The hair hump is the mullet of the 21st century"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/trailer_park_hair_hump.jpg'><img src='http:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/trailer_park_hair_hump-150x150.jpg' title='Trailer park hair hump' alt='Trailer park hair hump' style=\"float: right; border: none; margin: 0px 0px 4px 4px;\" \/><\/a>I am watching American Idol right now (not my idea &#8212; my spouse likes the show), and one of the finalists has her hair in what I call a &#8220;trailer park hair hump&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/mullet.jpg'><img src='http:\/\/www.blackgate.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/mullet-150x150.jpg' title='A mullet in its natural habitat' alt='A mullet in its natural habitat' style=\"float: left; border: none; margin: 0px 4px 4px 0px;\" \/><\/a>Why didn&#8217;t one of the show&#8217;s stylists talk her out of this? This horrible hair style is the mullet of the 21st century. Remember the mullet? &#8220;I want long hair, but I don&#8217;t want to look like a hippy from the front&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The trailer park hair hump brings that design aesthetic into the 21st century: &#8220;I don&#8217;t want bangs, but I don&#8217;t want my hair in my face.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It needs to end. Now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am watching American Idol right now (not my idea &#8212; my spouse likes the show), and one of the finalists has her hair in what I call a &#8220;trailer park hair hump&#8221;. Why didn&#8217;t one of the show&#8217;s stylists talk her out of this? 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