|2017-03-17||Darby O’Gill And The Little People||1959|
|2017-02-24||League of Extraordinary Gentlemen||2003|
|2016-10-21||Invasion Of The Body Snatchers||1978|
|2016-09-23||The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra Returns Again!||2009|
|2016-09-23||The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra||2001|
|2016-08-19||Kill Bill, volumes 1 and 2||2004|
|2016-07-15||Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street||1982|
|2016-05-13||Empire Of The Ants||1977|
|2016-02-19||Tucker And Dale vs. Evil||2010|
|2015-06-19||Adventures Of Ford Fairlane||1990|
|2015-06-19||Cast A Deadly Spell||1991|
|2014-11-21||Into The Night||1985|
|2014-07-18||Earth vs. The Flying Saucers||1956|
|2014-07-18||War Of The Worlds||1953|
|2014-05-16||Red Rock West||1993|
|2014-03-21||Evil Dead 2||1987|
|2014-03-21||My Name Is Bruce||2007|
|2014-02-28||Kiss Kiss Bang Bang||2005|
|2013-10-18||Legend Of Hell House||1973|
|2013-08-09||Phantom Of The Paradise||1974|
|2013-07-12||Night Of The Demon||1957|
|2013-07-12||Shadow Of The Vampire||2000|
|2013-06-21||Planet Of The Apes||1968|
|2013-06-21||Touch Of Evil||1958|
|2013-04-19||Last Man On Earth||1964|
|2013-01-11||Big Trouble In Little China||1986|
|2013-01-11||Showdown In Little Tokyo||1991|
|2012-12-14||Planes, Trains, and Automobiles||1987|
|2012-11-30||Silent Night, Deadly Night||1984|
|2012-11-30||Santa Claus Conquers The Martians||1964|
|2012-10-12||Island Of Terror||1966|
|2012-08-17||Trail of the Screaming Forehead||2007|
|2012-07-20||Godzilla vs. Biollante||1989|
|2012-07-20||Dark and Stormy Night||2009|
From the files of… IT’S THE SAME GUY! We bring you the case of Reggie Bannister and Dean Norris. We saw ONE of these men tonight playing a small part in one of our favourite films, The Last Seduction (1994). Which of them was it? YOU make the call!
The second feature on tonight’s horrorfest (following “A Christmas Horror Story“, 2015) was “No One Lives” (2012). I would have linked to a trailer, but every trailer I found gave away important plot points (boo!) and was infested with that obnoxious seizure-inducing strobe-to-black that every goddamned trailer seems to have nowadays (double boo!). So do yourself a favour, and avoid any trailers before you see it.
That being said, we enjoyed this much more than we expected. Despite the impression made by the first scene, it is not humourless torture porn (which I can’t stomach). It is a slasher movie (lots of blood, a fair amount of nudity), but it also brings a new angle to the genre, and there was some humour. I enjoyed it. I might even watch it again.
This is my favourite scene from Willy Wonka. Because it’s not how others treat us that matters, but how we treat others… even if they are crooks, and even if we don’t win a lifetime supply of chocolate as a reward. The world is overflowing with vengeance and pettiness and bitterness: when has that made anything better? It’s better to be true and kind and forgiving, even if your only reward is that you are true and kind and forgiving.
R.I.P., Gene Wilder.
Watched the Captain America movie from 1990 last night. You know, it really wasn’t all that different from the 2011 film. Yes, the 2011 film is better, but the 1990 film hits a lot of the same beats, and it has a good cast. It’s a lower budget film, but it’s certainly not a bad film. I haven’t seen it since I first saw it at the theatre in 1990 (YES, I DID), but to my surprise, I still like it. It still tickles me that the Red Skull’s minions are all beautiful young Italians.
FUN FACT! Darren McGavin plays an American General. The World War 2 era younger version of McGavin’s character is played by Bill Mumy. Danger, Karl Kolchak! Danger!
I think it’s telling that the only people in the Star Wars movies that treat robots as though they were people are Luke (who is desperately lonely) and Anakin (who is a mass-murdering, child-killing psychopath). To everyone else, the fact a machine can talk means no more than it does for you and I when our car tells us the door is open or our phone tells us that we have an appointment in 15 minutes.
That a robot has a red arm means exactly as much as the fact an old yellow Fiat has a red door.
Watched the first half of a movie called “Trainwreck”. The only funny lines were spoken by a big beefy weight-lifter looking guy (IMDB tells me his name is John Cena), but he was only in the first fifteen minutes or so of the movie. After that… not remotely funny. Not even interesting. Watching the sandwich artists at Subway put together an Italian sub is more entertaining. It’s not even interesting in an “oh my god this is horrible, who thought this was a good idea” way, like that Reese Witherspoon/Sofia Vergara movie “Hot Pursuit” (which is truly terrible, and I do not recommend you watch it). It’s just dull. I started checking the time at 18 minutes. At an hour, we decided to “take a break”.
It’s going to be a long break.
This afternoon’s matinee at Castle Blackmoor … Tomorrowland (2015).
It’s actually quite a bit of fun after it gets started. Unfortunately, it takes a full half-hour to get started. We were close to giving up on it. So if you’ve not seen it, give it a try, just don’t expect the movie to actually start until about a half-hour after the opening credits.
I enjoyed John Wick. It’s another Keanu Reeves movie: more or less a remake of Payback, but still a lot of fun. It built its own little world. I like that.
This reminded me of the good old days, with Lloyd Montgomery GMing and Dan Donovan playing the guy they won’t let retire in peace.
Sometimes a whole lot of people just need to die.